Today we went to The Pool.
There was a stop involved, before The Trip to The Pool.
We picked up some noodles.
Friend + Self + 4 kids + 4 noodles = inappropriately excessive pool fun.
For instance, Friend and Self could be heard to utter any of the following phrases at any time during our pool time:
Put that noodle down.
Keep your noodle to yourself.
Nobody wants to be whacked with your noodle.
Stop poking your noodle into other people, or I will have to remove your noodle.
I don't care why you just knocked a glass off of the table; 'My noodle just got too big' is not a very good reason for losing control of your noodle.
Put your noodle down in the car; it's dangerous to go waving your noodle around when people are driving.
If you don't stop touching his noodle, I will take all the noodles away from everyone!
I am not sure how I feel about everyone having noodles.