Friday, November 10, 2006

When good people do bad things (they get blogged about)

If 'one' has not yet been shamed humbled enough into presenting 'one's' wife with a birthday present, and - Oh, excuse me, you just tuned in? Well, let me specify it was my fortieth birthday - are you still with me? Good, because the next sentence is going to begin with 'and', and I do want to make sure you are with me.
And...then 'one' is so bold as to brag - to 'one's' said still present-less wife - about what a great deal he found on 'this incredible70's vintage tube stereo! !!! !!!!!' on craigsbigfatfreakinglist, for the cash price of - well, let's just say, the price of a super duper used laptop -

Well, then 'one' cannot really expect his wife to share in his excitement or tolerate his pouting about him not understanding her lack of excitement.

Can one?

5 comments:

  1. death to idiots!

    (not really, but it's a apt sentiment when i read this before having my coffee.)

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  2. Hi,

    I followed you here from Green Kitchen. I love your blog.

    Where are you, exactically?

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  3. omg. are you telling me that he still hasnt gotten you one?
    er.. i think this is where you take the credit card and waltz into the mac store and buy yerself a perty little mac book.

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  4. oh minnie.
    yes, i am telling you that. sad, isn't it? i wonder if he just didn't know what to get me. har.
    if only it was funnier.

    thought about the cc route - but i just can't.

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