Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Praise Jesus! He's not GAY (anymore)!!

Much as I hate to contribute to the publicity of this hypo-bigot, I have to say that I needed a laugh today in a big way.

And for some reason, this just cracks my sorry ass up.

And, he and his wife are going to become psychologists!

Still laughing. Even harder.

6 comments:

DonPato said...

Wow Rev. Haggard must really want his job back? That’s amazing now he’s straight, but then he was straight before right?

He just had a gay relationship? Of course that just proves we CHOOSE to be gay as all those Evangelist claim.

So you can just switch back and forth sort of like turning on the four-wheel drive and turning it off again.

How many of you guys can switch back and forth like that?

DonPato
GayMexicoNetwork

geener said...

Hey, you increase your dating odds if you can switch back and forth at will!

Elizabeth said...

This is my favorite part:

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

So he acted out situations where "things" took place, and "discovered" that he is heterosexual? If that's not denial, I don't know what is.

Lin said...

You have GOT to see the Alexandra Pelosi documentary on HBO where "Praise Jesus! HE's not GAY (anymore)" features quite front stage. You have to see this!

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