Wow, Gwendomama. It sure has been a long time since you posted! What's your story? My story? Wha? Who are you anyway? Yes, your story. Your excuse. Your pathetic reason for not writing. Not recording one single event or anecdote or thought in what - three weeks? Oh that. None of your business, actually. Oh, I think you are wrong there. You are the one who decided to make those events, anecdotes and thoughts public. So what gives? Umm....I had....a lot going on? Nope. Umm...I had...a nervous breakdown? Uh-uh. I tried to call you and your phone was busy. Don't believe you. You never get chatty when you are breaking down. Ummm...I had....surgery? Yeah! That's it! I had surgery! I had an ass-tuck and a boob 'enhancement'! Right. I so believe you. Because that ass looks so fresh and those boobs that have nursed three babies are so...perky! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Okay, you caught me. I guess I didn't think that one through. I lied. That's better.
I had a personal crisis. A personal family crisis. So shuddup. And stop talking to me. It's embarrassing to talk to yourself!
Not to mention, slightly crazy to answer yourself back.