HEREBY LET IT BE KNOWN, hitherto and henceforth, that there will be no* clinking of dishes or playing of instruments in the kingdom while the little prince naps.
There will be paper plates and outside play only.
*update 5/25: 'NO' shall now include, but not limited to: sneezing, coughing, phone ringing, phone answering, opening of loud crinkly packages such as trader joe's flaxseed corn chips, chewing loudly, arguing, laughing loudly, yeehaw-ing, whining, indoor hockey with a superball and a drumstick, beeping of the microwave, knocking on doors, flushing of toilet, OR earthquakes.
ANYone who so dares to breech this decree will most likely be beheaded by the queen herself.
(it is perfectly acceptable to issue death threats during my national death month)