Me: Yes, yes we ARE going to the beach! Hang ON! I have to get some toys together!
Supergirl: Come ON, MAMA! LET'S GO NOW! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG?
Me: Just a sec! Go get your suit on! You're not even ready! LET ME GET THE SUNSCREEN!
SG: COME ON MAMA! YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG LET'S GO!! I WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH!
Me: Okay! I'm ready! Let's go!
Five minutes and one block later...
SG: I am tiiiiired. I don't want to waaaaaaalk. How come Bubbles gets to ride? That's not faaaaiiiir.
Five minutes and already at the beach later...
SG: My bathing suit is uncomfortable. My bum hurts.
Me: Sigh. It's the sand. Maybe you've heard of it?
SG: I don't like this suit! I want to take it off! I didn't bring underwear! I want my dress back on! I want to go home! I want to leave the beach now!
This morning's excerpt:
Me: Let's take the dog for a walk.....
Me: Supergirl, slow down! You are going too far!!! (catching up w/her)
SG: Oh I am going to the faraway park.
Me: NO! turn around! Too far! We were going to go to the bagel store!
SG: (lightbulb) (whiiiiine)I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING US TO GET BAGELS THIS MORNING?!
Me: HUH?? YOU are the one hoofing it to the park! If you want bagels turn around and let's go now!!
SG: Okay FINE! But I am ONLY GOING TO GET BAGELS IF YOU TAKE ME IN THE DOUBLE STROLLER!
*(this is silent speak for 'bite me')