Sunday, June 22, 2008

Cute But Selling Real Cheap FREE!


Yesterday's excerpt:

Me: Yes, yes we ARE going to the beach! Hang ON! I have to get some toys together!
Supergirl: Come ON, MAMA! LET'S GO NOW! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG?
Me: Just a sec! Go get your suit on! You're not even ready! LET ME GET THE SUNSCREEN!
SG: COME ON MAMA! YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG LET'S GO!! I WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH!
Me: Okay! I'm ready! Let's go!
Five minutes and one block later...
SG: I am tiiiiired. I don't want to waaaaaaalk. How come Bubbles gets to ride? That's not faaaaiiiir.
Me: (grrrrrrrr)

Five minutes and already at the beach later...
SG: My bathing suit is uncomfortable. My bum hurts.
Me: Sigh. It's the sand. Maybe you've heard of it?
SG: I don't like this suit! I want to take it off! I didn't bring underwear! I want my dress back on! I want to go home! I want to leave the beach now!
Me: *$%!#!!




This morning's excerpt:

Me: Let's take the dog for a walk.....
Me: Supergirl, slow down! You are going too far!!! (catching up w/her)
SG: Oh I am going to the faraway park.
Me: NO! turn around! Too far! We were going to go to the bagel store!
SG: (lightbulb) (whiiiiine)I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING US TO GET BAGELS THIS MORNING?!
Me: HUH?? YOU are the one hoofing it to the park! If you want bagels turn around and let's go now!!
SG: Okay FINE! But I am ONLY GOING TO GET BAGELS IF YOU TAKE ME IN THE DOUBLE STROLLER!
me:(*%*#!*!!) *
*(this is silent speak for 'bite me')



8 comments:

furiousBall said...

this is why i carry a tranq dart gun with me... always

Becky said...

I started calling my daughter sweetheart when I want to scream. She things it's an endearment, I know it's a curse.

Tricia said...

Loving becky...

mamadaisy said...

i almost told my son to kiss my ass today. i didn't, but i came mighty close. he should totally kiss my ass, don't you think?

Tracey said...

Oh, the whining... The incomprehensible, incessant whining.

Sorry. You can keep her. I've got enough over here.

Denise said...

hahahahahha

sarafoop said...

Are you sure she doesn't have a twin? Cuz that kid lives at my house, too.

H said...

Yikes, she could've asked to be carried in the sling! My 13 year old is regressing and acting like a baby. He thinks his one year old brother gets more attention... Half the time he wants me to leave him alone. The other half he wants to be carried and bottle fed to annoy me... WTF?