Friday, January 23, 2009

What's Not Fair Today?

When, almost every time I try and cook anything with a certain audience witness spy companion(or have already cooked something) (or even if the something that I cooked has already been eaten), the use of dishes and tools which I find necessary to use while attempting said cooking (aka: Feeding The Family), is referred to by this certain audience witness spy companion as 'in there making another mess'.

That is not fair.

Today or ever.

8 comments:

Denise said...

So not fair! Sorry.Want to come nd be my roomate? I won't mind if you make a mess while cooking.

Monica said...

that is mean!

mamadaisy said...

good god, sometimes i wonder if men are even worth it.

i bet he eats the yummy food that originates in that mess!

Lunasea said...

"So go clean it."

Lynnbug said...

That is when I would get out the bread and the peanut butter and gently put them on the counter. Then I would announce that in an effort to keep things neat this would be breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week. Knives and forks are the drawer. You can fix it yourself.



And I actually did that once and followed through with it. He said my pork chops werent ever very good. Hmmph! But he never said it again!

Vodka Mom said...

wait, let me get my gun.

Anonymous said...

It's not fair, it's not fair!

Lunasea said...

Lynnbug's comment reminded me of the time I stopped cooking for G. He'd said he'd rather have the house/kitchen clean than have me spend my time and energy cooking. "OK. Done," I said and didn't cook for him for a couple of weeks. I made meals for myself and the boys and let him fend for himself. I'd forgotten about that. Totally passive-aggressive but it felt very satisfying.