Thursday, May 24, 2007

teeny tiny pity party

Okay, I know we've just met. But I am not very happy with you upon my first impression.

Sure, the UPS guy just dropped you off, you have been in my hand for less than an hour, but you don't feel right!
Canon, why have you let me down so? You turned your elph into an average-sized-joe.
tsk tsk.
This is not why we like your Elphs.

I know you are supposed to be better than my old elph; faster, clearer, bestest in every way, etc...I have to admit, the delay does seem a bit shorter.
BUT you don't fit right in my hand! You are too big, too long, too chunky in every way.
ELVES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TINY, YOU MORONS.
Oh, I am so disappointed.

*sob*

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