Bubbles got this from Santa (maybe
And that, combined with a really stupid catapult-the-baby-brother-from-the-pillar 'idea' of his sister's, resulted in this:
And one visit to the nearest urgent care facility. Where the doctor took one look at my surly child and suggested that we would have 'better luck' if we cleaned out his wound.
'Better luck' apparently meant that one parent would hold him down while the other parent
glued the wound shut. (Seriously? For $150 I get to clean it out myself and some glue??)