Too Many Punchlines

SO...this is an actual for reals chat conversation that I had with my friend, the Boss Of Seattle. We only talk once or twice each day, so it is with great gratitude towards g-chat that I am able to have contact with my friends throughout the day, so that tidbits like this do not go forgotten.

9:58 AM BOS: kate told me that she gets term papers with emoticons and
OMG's and shit like that
9:59 AM me: no
BOS: yes she had to find out what lol meant and then tell said
student that they needed to write the WHOLE word
10:00 AM and no rotating hearts or happy faces for reals
so fucking funny
10:01 AM then after a little light hearted convo last eve she said
something like this " so change of subject, do you mind? How do I stick my
fingers in Eliot's ass? I mean I try but I just don't really know how to
do it"
10:02 AM any advice? I was busy peeing my pants so I couldn't give
her any advice then she said she had a couple of butt plugs she had never
used
10:03 AM I suggested she brim them out on a tray with dessert and say
something like "cake? and by the way how Do you use these things?
10:04 AM me: what? what?
BOS: fucking hysterical read it again
me: who is eliot and why fingers in the ass?
BOS: for real that was our conversation
10:05 AM her boyfriend who has erectile dysfunction i guess a
finger in the ass helps keep it up
me: yes so i have heard nice wish i had met her when i was
there
10:06 AM BOS: I had to stick a dish towel in my pants cause I was laughing
so hard I peed my pants and couldn't make it to the bathroom kitchen to
bath is a long way when midstream.

Obviously, the best morsel of this conversation is hard to determine. Is it the buttplugs on a dessert tray, or is it the dishtowel?

I am going to go with the dishtowel.
Because I have been to the BOS's house, and the kitchen is about this far from the bathroom: