Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Because They Wouldn't Let Me Say it Over There


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caulk sucker



Learn how to make this caulk sucker and other fun projects over at my new blog.

16 comments:

mamadaisy said...

HA! you are too funny, Miss G.

I have the... overwhelming... urge... to buy caulk.

Denise said...

Love it!!!!

RoseRedHoofbeats said...

I might be slow, but... are you supposed to EAT it? Or is it just a fun vehicle for eating sprinkles?

Boss of Seattle said...

It is a way to say what she really WANTS to say without getting into trouble... A bit on the adolescent side are we not? I am always looking for an excuse to use caulk and sucker in one sentence

Anonymous said...

yeah, adolescent is right. i used to like your blog but you've just now shown your age...see ya...

Boss of Seattle said...

Boy anon, I bet you get invited to LOTS of FUN gatherings. You seem extra FUNFUNFUN! Pull your head outta yo ass and laugh a little. I bet you could use it... And by the way, being all things (childish, adolescent, adult) demonstrates a fullness of development. To reject one aspect of self is to be stuck. I am all of those things and hope to be into my crone-dom. I recommend a 'little' read called "Nature and the Human Soul" by Bill Plotkin. It might help to illustrate what I am trying to say here. But on second thought- skip it- you probably won't get it as you are SOOO mature.

gwendomama said...

dear RoseRedHB: it's just a joke. don't suck on the caulk. even if it is sugar-coated. for real.
(sorry - i really didn't mean that)

Jess said...

ah hahahahaha *grins*

You are my hero!

Anonymous said...

Dear Boss:

Stick the caulk up your ass. Or mouth. Which ever shuts you up fastest.

There, I said something funny. And you know, you're right! All of a sudden I feel this "fullness of development". Thanks so much for your advice!

Boss of Seattle said...

That was funny and I got a big kick out of it. Good luck in your new awareness. I hope it works for you. Just try to be nice to Gwendomama. She doesn't need nasty comments from anonymous sources. She is a lovely woman and a gift to Mother Earth. Honor her and her space by being nice.

gwendomama said...

anon:
why are you still here?
go away from this hilarity as you promised.
goodbye now.

Anonymous said...

re: why are you still here?

Gwendomama, it's my new awareness! I swear, I'm a different person. I joke around all the time now. I was at Home Depot today and asked the paint guy if I could see his caulk! I laughed my head off and it feels so good!! And it's thanks to you and your boss. I'll never leave gwendomama now, never!

gwendomama said...

DEAR BAY AREA/OAKLAND/IP Address 67.116.240.# (SBC Internet Services):
you really ARE a different person! i would have laughed too!
i am so proud of you.

even if you are a little bit stalkerish and creepy.

PS. what color paint did you buy? did he have any good caulk?

RoseRedHoofbeats said...

OH MY GOD I AM SO SLOW. BWAH.

Hi, I'm going to go sit over here in my Idiot Hat...

H said...

So funny. Made me laugh while nursing and that in turn gave my baby hiccups. Caulk Sucker.... tee hee hee.

furiousBall said...

that's jizzerific