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16 comments:
HA! you are too funny, Miss G.
I have the... overwhelming... urge... to buy caulk.
Love it!!!!
I might be slow, but... are you supposed to EAT it? Or is it just a fun vehicle for eating sprinkles?
It is a way to say what she really WANTS to say without getting into trouble... A bit on the adolescent side are we not? I am always looking for an excuse to use caulk and sucker in one sentence
yeah, adolescent is right. i used to like your blog but you've just now shown your age...see ya...
Boy anon, I bet you get invited to LOTS of FUN gatherings. You seem extra FUNFUNFUN! Pull your head outta yo ass and laugh a little. I bet you could use it... And by the way, being all things (childish, adolescent, adult) demonstrates a fullness of development. To reject one aspect of self is to be stuck. I am all of those things and hope to be into my crone-dom. I recommend a 'little' read called "Nature and the Human Soul" by Bill Plotkin. It might help to illustrate what I am trying to say here. But on second thought- skip it- you probably won't get it as you are SOOO mature.
dear RoseRedHB: it's just a joke. don't suck on the caulk. even if it is sugar-coated. for real.
(sorry - i really didn't mean that)
ah hahahahaha *grins*
You are my hero!
Dear Boss:
Stick the caulk up your ass. Or mouth. Which ever shuts you up fastest.
There, I said something funny. And you know, you're right! All of a sudden I feel this "fullness of development". Thanks so much for your advice!
That was funny and I got a big kick out of it. Good luck in your new awareness. I hope it works for you. Just try to be nice to Gwendomama. She doesn't need nasty comments from anonymous sources. She is a lovely woman and a gift to Mother Earth. Honor her and her space by being nice.
anon:
why are you still here?
go away from this hilarity as you promised.
goodbye now.
re: why are you still here?
Gwendomama, it's my new awareness! I swear, I'm a different person. I joke around all the time now. I was at Home Depot today and asked the paint guy if I could see his caulk! I laughed my head off and it feels so good!! And it's thanks to you and your boss. I'll never leave gwendomama now, never!
DEAR BAY AREA/OAKLAND/IP Address 67.116.240.# (SBC Internet Services):
you really ARE a different person! i would have laughed too!
i am so proud of you.
even if you are a little bit stalkerish and creepy.
PS. what color paint did you buy? did he have any good caulk?
OH MY GOD I AM SO SLOW. BWAH.
Hi, I'm going to go sit over here in my Idiot Hat...
So funny. Made me laugh while nursing and that in turn gave my baby hiccups. Caulk Sucker.... tee hee hee.
that's jizzerific
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