RESPONDENT: I wasn't permitted by law to be at that residence or to remove my belongings at that time.
JUDGE: Because of your conduct which led to the CLETS order. Am I getting that wrong?
RESPONDENT: Yes, you are.
JUDGE: You didn't get arrested and convicted?
RESPONDENT: No. I was not convicted of a domestic violence*. I pled no contest to disturbing the peace.
JUDGE:You are on formal probation?
RESPONDENT: Yes, I am.
JUDGE: Domestic violence counseling?
RESPONDENT: Yes.
JUDGE: A 52- week program.
RESPONDENT: Yes.
JUDGE: You are on three years formal probation?
RESPONDENT: Yes, sir.
JUDGE: That's conviction, sir.
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think those mandatory DV classes are actually working.
*Blatant boldfaced, self-convinced lie.
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How did it go asides from that?
Hahahahahahaha!!!! That judge is awesome! You've got to think that s/he hears that all the freakin' time from idiots like him, and I just LOVE how s/he gave it right back to him!!!!! Ha!
Oh how the judge must have wanted to say, "That's conviction, DUMBASS" instead of "sir."
That is unbelievable. Sounds like an awesome judge!
did the beginning of the word start with con?
yes
and the end of the word was viction?
yes
W.O.W. There is this little, rare, self-help book out called "Asshole No More." Really, I'm not joking!
BTW, my word verification below is "rantive"....thought that was funny.
Can you have those words engraved?
"That's conviction, sir."
I'm in love with your judge. We need more like that in Baltimore-
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/22923852/detail.html
I like your judge.
We have a judge that we have been visiting for the last three and a half years in order to get the kids' mom to pay child support. The last time we went to court in person and she appeared via telephone. The judge asked if she paid her bills she replied yes. The judge asked what she paid for over the last three weeks. She started rambling off about her cell phone and other stuff. The judge goes...Mrs L. How much is your cell phone bill. Her response was $120 a month. OK and Mrs L how much is your internet bill? her response was $80 a month. The judge responded. "So what your telling me Mrs L is that you spend approx $200 per month on items that are not necessities and yet you cannot pay the $150 a month you are court ordered to pay for your two children" her response was "Well those bills are much more important that the child support" The judge responded "Mrs L.... Your children are the most important bill you have in your life you must pay your child support" Her response " Paying their father child support doesn't give me access to a phone or internet" The judges response "OK Mrs L, remember that when you ask for additional parenting time again. At this point we are just going to say there is now a $5000 purge warrant out for your arrest and I hope you enjoy that cell phone and internet access prior to your arrest."
I tell ya that woman still has not paid her child support. Next week the Judge is going to take away her license and who know's what else. But at least she's enjoying that cell phone and internet!!!
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