Because I applied for, and received, a coveted BlogHership.
Dude, it's true. If you go to BlogHer conference in San Francisco this summer, you will have a very good chance of running into me. Looking more official than you. Because my extra speshool nametag will make me so. Somehow. I imagine. You know.
I'm all backstage.
Look babes*, I staffed Neil Young and Rolling Stone concerts.
I may be working the registration table. Don't think you will get in without a pass. I can be formidable.
I'm not sure what in my
Or maybe it was my
Not sure what it was, but you can be sure that, if you are checking in at BlogHer and I am the one to register you, I will be extremely friendly and as helpful as I can be. (no matter what you may have read about me, I swear I can be.) (seriously) (first 50 get cupcakes!!)
You can also start forming your thoughts concisely and nicely. Because if I am a mic runner in your session, then I am FAST, and I am BOSSY and I will take that mic away from you if your time is up. Unless you are on some courageous mission. In which case you will get an extra ten seconds.
But one thing is for sure, I am going to BlogHer 'o8.
*oh yes, and you too, Guy Kawasaki. I will be totally looking for you. So I can deliver a two year old hug to you.