I invented something that is going to make me a billionaire.
You will probably want one.
My friend was telling me to go to good vibrations. She said, "Oh those ladies there will just tailor right to your needs!"
I blushed, "You mean they do a fitting or something? Ummm. That sounds embarrassing."
"No, no - they ask you what you like and how you like it and set you RIGHT UP!"
"Ooooh! I know just what I want! I want a vibrator that pours me a glass of wine, tells me I'm super, and then gets me off!"
"I want one of those too. Sign me up for the first 100."