A little update on the accident:
Here we have my right foot, hideously deformed in its own right, but not because of any recent maiming.
I have pure genetics to thank for that, thank you very much!
And here, we have my left foot. Notice the cankle all the way down to the toes.
This is new. As of yesterday. And more today.
Even when I was nine months pregnant, my foot never saw this kind of madness.
You can't really appreciate the muted rainbow of colors that is beginning to appear, ever so vaguely.
The side by side contrast:
OhHolyHell I want my feets back! This is pretty good, actually. This was after 800 mg of motrin, and they almost look like they belong to the same unlucky person! (get a frackin pedicure, woman!)