Thursday, March 12, 2009

Kangaroo Ninja Attack Alert

Oh my.

Things have gone from bad to worse for the infamous rumors which depict Australia as a 'highly dangerous place', with the recent (entirely unprovoked!) kangaroo attack in Garran, a suburb of the capital city of Australia, Canberra.

"My initial thought when I was half awake was: it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window," Beat Ettlin told the national AAP news agency.

Oh my holy nightmares and wildest dreams rolled into one crazy and lovely rugelach!!
Nobody died. (lovely!!)

**********( kangaroos!)****************


Vicus Scurra said...

I am glad that you accept the story at face value. There are those, of a sadly cynical disposition, who might draw other conclusions about a man wearing only underpants grappling with a kangaroo in his bedroom.

furiousBall said...

if rogue kangaroos are my biggest concern, i'm good with that