BossOfSeattle's 5 yo: Mom, why don't we celebrate Easter? I want to have candy too!
BOS: Well, because we are Jewish...but you can still have candy! And, well, because that holiday is about a guy named Jesus who a bunch of other people got together and killed, and then he...umm...came back to life and now kids hunt for eggs filled with candy.
BOS's 5 yo: Mom?
BOS's 5 yo: That doesn't make any sense.
BOS: I know. Do you want just want me to get you some candy?