Little Boy at Preschool: Why are you here?
Me: To pick up Bubbles from preschool.
Little Boy at Preschool: But why? Why are you here right now?
Me: To pick up Bubbles from preschool right now.
Little Boy at Preschool (increasingly agitated): But why is she here? Why is the music teacher here, Teacher Julie? (Everyone knows that teachers are only supposed to be present where and when appropriate in the child's mind)
Teacher Julie: Because she is your music teacher, but she is also Bubbles' mommy.
Little Boy at Preschool (completely losing his shit): NO!! NO!! WHY? Why is she Bubbles' mommy?