A friend of mine has a serious illness and was talking about the looming possibility of having her colon removed.
I offered to go rip Marla a new one and donate her colon to my friend.
My friend declined.
"Bad juju!" she said.
I had to agree.
Seriously, if she ended up with Marla's colon, she would probably start talking out her asshole.
And that would just be hard to explain.