I reconsidered my last post, realized that I really am going to Blogher and need shoes.But then I realized that I don't really, because if I get shoes that make my ass look great (lordy knows I care more that my ass should look great in front of 1000 women than 100 men), then I will fall and bruise myself, thus compromising the decision for ass.
When did a weekend away from the kids (and dude) become so complicated? Wouldn't it be easier to stay home in my pajamas/summer tank top and shorts/cause I said they are/ and scrape fruit leather off the carpet?
The answer is: HELL YES IT WOULD BUT ARE THOSE POOPING FRUIT LEATHER SMOOSHERS GOING TO FEED YOU YAHOOTINIS FOR YOUR TROUBLE?? NO THEY ARE NOT.
So...come say hi to me. Do you like lollipops? I will give you candy. If you don't know how to find me....I might be wearing this:
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i don't know karate, but i'd still let you into my dojo
SO NOT FAIR.
please mail to florida the organic lollipop and entoxicating yahootini to which i am rightly entitled.
*ahem*
Damn, girl, you have the MOST amazing eyes.
I'll talk to you even when you're out of lollipops. I'm really looking forward to see you again!
Love the eyes too babe. I would talk to you, hug you and buy you a cocktail.
Will you crush them so I can rim my martini with them?
i'm all flushed....::bat bat::
elke-was going to bring the standard cupcakes but it's hard to get those to stick to the card and still be appetizing.
judy-you know you are getting a special shwag bag!
denise - bring it on you big talker. SHOWUP next year!
tricia - hellYESH!!! i will bring mah hammer. the hotel is gonna LOVE US!
I'll talk to you, too.
Hey, I didn't know furiousball hung around these parts.
I'm sooo late to the party.
'furiousball hung...'
hehehe
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