Friday, July 11, 2008

Which is why we call it farfernuggen around our house...

A friend of mine's two year old daughter was with me at the grocery store.
She pointed to an ambiguously dressed androgynous customer who was in line ahead of us.
She asked, in the hushed tones of a jet airplane, "HAS A VULVA? HAS A VULVA OR A PENIS?"

After I stuffed a wad of receipt tape in the cashier's mouth to stop her convulsions, I responded, "VOLVO! I am pretty sure has a Volvo!"

4 comments:

mamadaisy said...

did you know that CHINA
rhymes with VAGINA???

Denise said...

OmFG! priceless.

furiousBall said...

speaking of vulva, i'm starving

sarafoop said...

We DO have a Volvo, and our 18mo calls it "Dada's vo-va".